Today is my third bells anniversary.

Roasted Almond Crusted Salmon with Pomegranate Glaze I

I know! You charge be badly apprehensive two above things:

First, aloof absolutely how abounding “pouring” carve “dripping” shots do I anticipate I can get into one blog post? Four? Five? Sixseveneight?

Second, what the heck accept I abstruse these aftermost three years? A lot? Nothing? That I should be a crazy distinct cat adult who doesn’t like cats?

Well affront no more. I’m about to acquaint you. This is absolutely my life.

Roasted Almond Crusted Salmon with Pomegranate Glaze I

Here’s a aphorism of thumb: don’t attending at your bedmate like he has a third eye back he asks you to “beer me my sunglasses” two hours in on your little adventurous alley trip. Aloof beer him whatever he wants and move along. It’s easier.


Don’t accomplish your bedmate bandy abroad his admired affected photos of WWF wrestlers, 80s tanks and mullets galore. Aloof save them all for his appropriate room.

Do accomplish abiding that your bedmate knows area his allowance is: the garage.


Do account your spouse’s aftertaste buds.

Don’t try to boost ricotta cheese bottomward their throat if they realllllly “claim” to abhorrence ricotta.

Do put ricotta in things that you apperceive your apron will eat.

Don’t acquaint them.

Do alter “ricotta” with coconut, pecans or attic at any accustomed time.

Roasted Almond Crusted Salmon with Pomegranate Glaze I

Don’t accidentally bandy abroad your husband’s shredded, evil-smelling 1997 Basin Earnhardt Jr shirt. It could be account money anytime you know!

Do accidentally compress it in the dryer because, seriously? You never claimed to be a calm goddess or anything.


Do be honest about money, and accomplish abiding to acquaint your apron that you spent $124 at Ambition on “blog stuff.”

Don’t appearance them the evidence, back “blog stuff” generally translates to four bottles of Essie, a few boxes of Choxie truffles, an accidental (but hot pink!) sports bra, and a Missoni composition bag.


Don’t bang your bedmate out of bed aloof because his comatose makes you feel like you’re sleeping abutting to Walter Matthau about Bad-tempered Old Men.

Do advance a able appropriate angle and accomplish a complete advance in Breathe Appropriate stock.


Don’t mentally lose your marbles back the being you alive with drips ketchup all over the $17 filet you aloof bought, including a nice dribble over the parmesan aerated potatoes too.

Do abolish ketchup from all approaching grocery lists.

Roasted Almond Crusted Salmon with Pomegranate Glaze I

Don’t accept to your bedmate back he tells you that he hates almonds. He absolutely brand them and aloof doesn’t apperceive it.

Do accomplish this almond crusted apricot for your anniversary, because you apperceive that your adorable bowl will be the one to change his mind.

Don’t acquaint him the accuracy back he looks up at you with concern and asks, “is this fabricated with nuts? You apperceive I abhorrence nuts.”

Do acquaint a slight fib while advancement eye acquaintance and claim, “oh… no… that’s aloof absolutely crisis panko.”

Don’t bat an beard back he responds,” hmmm, able-bodied it’s absolutely #%@#ing good.”

Do asphyxiate a cackle and admonish yourself that as always… you’re right.

Don’t say it out loud. Your alliance depends on it.

Roasted Almond Crusted Salmon with Pomegranate Glaze I

Roasted Almond Crusted Apricot with a Amethyst Glaze

serves 4

1 batter of apricot (cut into 4 pieces) or 4 apricot filets

2 egg whites, agilely beaten

1 cup ashamed broiled almonds

3/4 cup panko aliment crumbs

1/2 cup approved acclimatized aliment crumbs

1/3 cup abrade (any affectionate works)

1 teaspoon salt

1 teaspoon pepper

2/3 cup pomegranate balsamic vinegar (regular balsamic will assignment too)

1/3 cup amethyst juice

Preheat oven to 425 degrees F. Abode aluminum antithesis on a baking sheet, again set a wire arbor on top. Aerosol the arbor with non-stick spray. In a bowl, amalgamate flour, panko, almonds, aliment crumbs, and a bisected teaspoon anniversary of alkali and pepper. In a abstracted bowl, add the egg whites and agilely exhausted with a fork.

Season the apricot with the actual alkali and pepper on both sides. Dip anniversary allotment in the egg white and covering thoroughly, again set in the basin abounding with aliment crumbs, covered anniversary allotment absolutely and agilely acute so the blanket adheres. Acclaim abode on the wire rack. I acquisition that spritzing anniversary allotment of apricot with non-stick aerosol or olive oil gives the band a nice crisp.

Bake for 18-22 minutes, or until band is aureate amber and angle is flakey. Anon afterwards the angle goes into the oven, amalgamate the alkali and pom abstract in a baby bucket and accompany to a boil. Let simmer for 5-8 minutes, watching anxiously as admixture does not abscess over and active every so often. About-face off calefaction and let sit abreast for 10-15 account to thicken. Dribble on apricot afore serving.


*As continued as you use a wire rack, the angle should not charge addled during cooking. If you do not accept a wire rack, abode the angle on a baking area and acclaim cast center through affable – you may lose a bit of the breading though.

*I’ve begin that my admired aliment atom blanket is a admixture of panko approved crumbs abrade (and in this case, the almonds), but if you alone accept 1 or 2 of those capacity they should additionally assignment fine.

*I broiled whole, raw almonds at 350 degrees F for about 15 minutes, casting every 3-5 minutes. I again ashamed them in the aliment processor, but you can additionally almost chop with a knife, again use a bag and a rolling pin.

*I tend to use baffled egg whites with angle as against to the accomplished egg because I acquisition that it can add a bit of “eggy” acidity to the aerial fish. You can absolutely use the accomplished egg if you’d like.

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Do augment this to yourself soon, apron or not. You deserve it.