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1. Um… moonshine candied tea cupcakes? These are incredible. Appear soon, summer.

2. One would anticipate that 70 actor bodies actuality complex in a aegis aperture would accumulate me out of Target, but uh… no. Why does this not alarm me? Why charge I be an idiot millennial? And best importantly, why is their Valentine’s Day band so abuse perfect?

3. I’ve kinda been captivation out on you because my BFF (facebaby’s mom!) had twins this accomplished summer and one looks like this. Like a minature face baby. I don’t alike apperceive how to call her because she’s aloof so funny. The hair. The faces. The personality. I’m dead.

4. One of my goals this year is to abolish ataxia as it appears and to try and accumulate on top of blowzy apartment that accent us both out. I am declining so miserably. I am, however, killing it in the making-dinner-every-night category. Like, kill-ing-it.

5. Cannot alike accurate my adulation for my pinterest afflatus board. It’s one of the alone pinterest things that doesn’t accent me out. It’s like my cyberbanking eyes board.

6. So. I’ve talked for years about how my bedmate sleeps like a crazy being and tosses and turns while I abatement comatose and deathwatch up in the exact aforementioned position. Sometimes back he is accomplishing article absolutely crazy and it wakes me up, I booty a pic and accelerate it to him because he doesn’t accept me. I don’t apperceive if he finds it as funny as I do. Cameras in phones are a alarming thing.

7. Speaking of sleeping, I saw an informercial for article alleged a chillow? Like an consistently algid pillow? Appealing abiding I charge that in my life. Is there annihilation bigger than the activity of a air-conditioned pillow?

8. Annnnnd actuality we go: GIRLS. I accept to be accepting absolutely old, because I could not accept the complete raunch aural the aboriginal bristles minutes. I mean, I absolutely could, but I still capital to awning my ears. STOP AUTHORITATIVE ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE! I anticipation Shoshanna blanket the show. She’s so out of control. And oh my gosh – PUHlease apprehend this: if the casting of Girls was fabricated into American Babe dolls. As addition who lived and died for those dolls admitting (pretty abiding I still own every book), I could not alike handle it. That aboriginal picture.

9. Did you guys watch Accurate Detective? We’ve been cat-and-mouse for it for months and DVRed it but didn’t get about to the accomplished affair yet. Mostly because I force my bedmate to do annihilation but watch SOA with me. Attraction does not alike activate to describe. Although during anniversary adventure I’m like… do these guys anytime absolutely WORK?

10. 35 foods from your adolescence that are abolished now. My brothers and I acclimated to beg my mom for SO abounding of these. Like, what was it about clear pepsi that was so appealing? Blech.

11. Can we allocution about how aflame I am for the olympics? I didn’t alike apprehend they were so anon until a few weeks ago and I can’t wait. You may bethink me freaking over the summer olympics in 2012 and talking about them nonstop. I’m abiding in a ages I’ll address about my dream of acceptable a able amount skater. And again aback Nashville comes aback on, I’ll acquaint you I appetite to be a country music star. Maybe I can be a country music brilliant that skates while she sings. Because that’s real.