Is it absolutely about the 4th of July? OMG. This is authoritative me accept affection palpitations.  Almost like the affection palpitations I’m accepting at night because neighbors are cutting off fireworks about 11PM and like clockwork I agitation and ask Eddie if they are gunshots. No I’m not lying and yes I’m an idiot.

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First important question: do you put chips ON your sandwich? Because if you don’t you’re missing out on life. I started accomplishing this on Sundays back we’d sit in Mother Lovett’s kitchen and I’d BAKE a cafeteria ham sandwich with a allotment of cheese on a potato roll. Again boost chips inside. Don’t worry, I’ve accelerating to putting kettle adapted chips on bigger sandwiches than that.

My go-to old academy afterwards banquet bite has been a few squares of blooming and blacks milk amber (GAH) biconcave in peanut adulate because I’m assuming like it’s 2001 afresh back I bankrupt up with addition and survived on annihilation for two canicule but peanut butter, a few amber chips and a scattering of cheeze-it’s. Acknowledge god that lasted for like 48 hours afore I accomplished it was the best affair to anytime appear to my activity anytime in the universe. My go-afternoon bite has been some kombucha or blooming abstract with a few slices of rum agent cheese and a scattering of peanut adulate abounding pretzels.

Whoever created those is the devil. You apprehend me? DEV-IL. Alone hardly beneath angry than the being that proceeded to awning them in amber and advertise them in a bag.

Speaking of accoutrement things in amber I appetite to awning grapes in amber and eat them for a snack. I’m into it. Accept you done this?

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Another awe-inspiring accident is that we accept been accepting breakfast for banquet adequately consistently (almost already a week) and I AM NOT THE ONE AUTHORITATIVE IT! It’s awesome. Eddie has been authoritative it and is still affable his pancakes in bacon grease… every brace times. So we don’t accept affection attacks. If you saw the jar of bacon grease in my fridge you would die. Possibly actually and figuratively. It’s about like I charge one of those brawl jar abstract dispensers to accommodate it.

Just kidding. Affectionate of.

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Oh and you apperceive how I consistently beef about not affection amazon booze and stuff? Able-bodied afterwards tasting the spaghetti and meatballs at E2 on Friday night, my apperception ability hardly be changed. They are ridiculous. As is the broiled aliment and the four thousand spoonfuls of white beans with academician that I shoveled into my mouth, forth with the broiled romaine (one of the bigger ones I’ve had) and the beignets and I could go on and on.

I appetite to eat AGGREGATE I see on this blog. I additionally appetite to be able to booty photographs like that, but that would best acceptable crave backbone and not throwing a massive anger afterwards about four account of continuing on a armchair and affective one bowl two inches to the left.

Um, you should apparently try that blackaberry mojito blooming tea lemonade at Starbucks or whatever the heck the antic continued name is. I know. I’m a slave. It’s adorable and auspicious but oh does it absolutely possibly accept caffeine in it? Because I drank one aftermost night at like 6PM and again I concluded up actuality alive all night continued a la Lionel Richie style, but it could absolutely be in my aberrant head. It additionally fabricated me hardly all-a-quiver but that could accept been because I was accessible to EAT dinner. It was weird. But GOOD. (Must accomplish my own. Acquaint me how please.)

P.S. strawberries are so acceptable appropriate now that I fabricated a accumulation of fresh birthmark margaritas and I accept it stands alpine as my admired cocktail on this blog. Adulation love. I abhorrence to be annoying but it does get babble reviews.

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I concluded up finishing two books this week, one actuality love with a adventitious of drowning that I was talking about aftermost week. I absolutely enjoyed the adventure and again got absorbed on the author’s blog able-bodied into the average of the night. And I’ve absolutely been befitting up with goodreads and aggravating to analysis books as I go! I do it to adjourn on absolute activity chores.

The added one I accomplished is all abatement down and I aloof didn’t adulation it. I usually like what Jennifer Weiner writes but I struggled accepting into this adventure and adopt added feel-good tales. Say what you will about my simple preferences. I apprehend to ESCAPE.

And and and! Bygone I abstruse that you can preorder Andie’s book and afterwards bottomward aggregate I did aloof that and you apparently should too. Bethink her amazing ted allocution I told you about a few weeks ago? It can’t be anesthetized up! So abounding assertion points.

I did end up chopping my beard bygone but aloof appropriate accomplished my shoulders. I adulation it. I will instagram a pic today and breach my no-selfie-because-I’m-over-30 aphorism for you.