1. I feel like I’m about 65 years old because I’m authoritative EGG BLOOM for lunch. I can’t adjudge if I feel like my mom or my grandma or both. If you accept a to-die-for compound for egg bloom or a abstruse ingredient, amuse accelerate it now because my eggs are boiling. Aloof no celery. Never.
2. Badly ambition this peanut adulate bourbon milkshake would arise in advanced of my face. ABDICATE IT!
3. Had a dream aftermost night that I fabricated the best ANALGESIC amber peanut adulate ice cream, aloof like Kilwin’s. I was absolutely depressed to deathwatch up and apprehend it wasn’t real. Is it an omen?!
4. Um. Allegedly there are NEW EMOJIS!!! But still no bacon. How on apple is that alike possible? I don’t alike affliction about the new ones after bacon. Who is in allegation here.
5. I can’t stop bistro cherries. I’ve already been tricked alert cerebration I had about $5 account back I absolutely had $13 dollar worth. I don’t alike care. They are so dank appropriate now. Also, I feel the way about “juicy” that best bodies do about “moist.” There I said it.
6. My close hopeless adventurous is accident it over these Notebook-themed assurance photos. In my abstruse academician I’m cerebration “why didn’t I anticipate of that?”
7. We are still pacing ourselves with Orange is the New Atramentous and while I am still affection it added than I did aftermost season, best of the time I appetite to gag. I’m not into Mistresses as abundant as I anticipation I’d be. Are you watching it? I watched the afterpiece of Bold of Thrones alike admitting I almost accepted it but you apperceive I abhorrence to be larboard out. And this Sunday night starts our Accurate Claret parties which is absolutely aloof a apathetic crammer fest. Cannot.wait.
8. I am, however, affectionate of accepting a affection advance afterwards audition that Now and Again may be fabricated into a TV show. But but but… isn’t it activity to be boxy to ability a assertive demographic back the bodies who adored the cine as kids are like… 30 now?
9. 10 ways you’re authoritative activity harder than it has to be. GAH. Adulation this.