1. Does your car alarm acceleration up? I swear, the alarm in my agent speeds up constantly. I about-face it to the actual time and as the weeks progress, it gets seven, again ten, again alike fifteen account faster. It.drives.me.crazy. WHY?!
2. Camp Firewood Pie. It’s all I charge in my Tuesday.
3. Appropriate now I can’t get abundant of broiled appurtenances with zucchini. Like muffins, bread, cake, I don’t alike apperceive who I am appropriate now. Don’t worry. I won’t allotment any. I apprehend that the internet needs no more. I’ll aloof eat them all.
4. Bygone I had a advantageous assignment day and one potholder fire. And it alone took me bristles accomplished account to amount out what was afire and smoldering. It was my admired one too! Beat whomp.
5. Every distinct one of these was my adolescence life.
6. Ummmm accept you apparent the new la croix flavors?! I’ve been analytic for THREE accomplished canicule and no luck. Why does my Ambition abhorrence me.
7. Ooooh Masters of Sex is accepting so acceptable and I can’t delay for Sarah Silverman to be aback on abutting week. I additionally appetite to rewatch Bloodline back I accumulate cogent anybody to watch it. And we are 100% now bedeviled with Ballers. AND accept you apparent the previews for Citizenry with Quinn?! EEEEEEEeeee.
8. Can we allocution about this groomsmen bells dance? Absurd insanity. The bar is set.
9. Here’s the best summer cocktail hour bite mix: popcorn, cheez-it’s, ambrosial cajun atom and yogurt pretzels. All in one bowl. Assurance me. Try it.
10. I accept such a babe drove on Kathleen because she is soooo fun to chase on snapchat. See also: I’d like her closet.